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In closing, I can tell you

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we take this very seriously.
APD as well as the DEA.

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Stopping the manufacture
and sale of methamphetamines

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remains one of
our highest priorities.

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And the theft of lab equipment
from your school is also
receiving our highest attention.

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Rest assured,
no stone will go unturned

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in our search for the person
or persons responsible for this.

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If you have any questions,
now would be the time. Sir.

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MAN 1:
You're talking like you
haven't caught anybody yet.

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What about the janitor
that was dealing drugs
at the school?

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There is no indication
that this individual was
selling drugs.

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He was arrested for having
a small amount of marijuana

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in his car,
not in the school.

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And he's since
been fired.

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MAN 1:
I heard he had a record.

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I'd like to know how he got
a job here in the first place.

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Exactly. Why wasn't there
a background check?

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CARMEN:
There was one. We're currently
reviewing our hiring policies.

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WOMAN 1: You better be
doing more than that.

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This guy was arrested
right in front of my daughter.

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MAN 1:
This guy was stealing
lab equipment, right?

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MAN 2:
That's not our thinking this time.

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We're looking at others who
also had access, but not limited
to the maintenance staff.

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WOMAN 2:
Are you saying
there was a break-in?

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Do we know exactly
when this happened?

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I mean, could it have been
during school hours?

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We haven't been able to
establish a date or time.
But there is no sign

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of breaking or entering.

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MAN 1:
So whoever took it had a key.

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We're talking inside job?
Someone who's still at the school?

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MAN 2: Sir, at this time
I'm not able to discuss
the details with you.

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But what I can tell you is that we
have some very good people
working very hard on this case.

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MAN 1: I'm sorry, officer,
but that just sounds like
double talk.

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WOMAN 2: We're trying
to protect our children.
You have to level with us.

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CARMEN:
Really, we're giving you
all the information we have.

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MAN 1: You know what I'd
like to see in this school?
Drug-sniffing dogs.

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WOMAN 2:
Yeah. Dogs and metal detectors and
locker searches and strip-searches.

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CARMEN:
Our district has strict policies...

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WOMAN 3: I heard about
this school up in Canada,

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they arrested one of the
groundskeepers with drugs,

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and the next day they
found out over half of the
students were high on LSD.

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WOMAN 2:
LSD? When were you
gonna tell us about the LSD?

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CARMEN:
No, please. No one said
anything about LSD.

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[♪♪♪]

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MAN 1:
What about the
equipment that was stolen?

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CARMEN:
The equipment was taken from
our chemistry-department locker.

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And tonight we're lucky
enough to have someone here
to give us some specifics.

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Walt?

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Yeah.

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Mr. White is currently
on medical leave.

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But as he's chair
of the science department,

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he's made a very special
effort to be with us here.

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And I'd like to take a moment
to thank him for that.

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Could you please tell us
more about the equipment
that was taken?

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Please.
WALT: Yes.

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Sorry.

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And thank you.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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The inventory list for the
missing lab-wear is as follows:

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One 5000 milliliter
round-bottom boiling flask.

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One Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,
800 milliliters.

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Two full-face respirators.

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Some CEP funnels, some head
with a thermometer holder.

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[MOANING]

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Ooh. Ow. Okay.
Okay. Okay.

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Oh, wow.

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Where did that come from?
And why was it so damn good?

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Because it was illegal.

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[♪♪♪]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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The basement.
Unfinished, of course.

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But just look
at all this space.

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You gotta think rec room,
media room.

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Just imagine all the things
you could do down here.

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Now remember,
you're buying for this
fantastic neighborhood.

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Big lawns
and shade trees,

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walking distance to
the country club.

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What happened there?

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Bit of a fixer, but this
house has great bones.

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REALTOR:
Know what? We're zeroing in.

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I've got another listing, brand-new,
right around the corner.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Hi.
Hi.

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It's by appointment only.

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Oh, well, I'm here
to see the owner.

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Oh. He's in the, uh,
recreational vehicle.

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[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

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JESSE:
Yo, it's appointment only.

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How are you feeling?

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About as good
as you look.

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Jeez, you look like Lex Luthor.

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Listen, I visited
you in the hospital,
but you were asleep.

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Yeah, Skinny Pete said
you wanted Tuco's address.

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Acting like you're
all out for blood.

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But you are alive.
Obviously you wised up.

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No, I did go see him.

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Bullshit.

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So, what, are you
selling your house?

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I got two dudes that turned
into raspberry slushy
and flushed down my toilet.

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I can't even take
a proper dump in there.

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I mean, the whole damn house
has gotta be haunted by now.

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You didn't actually go see Tuco.

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Here.

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That is 17,500.
Your half of the 35,000.

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Plus, there's an extra 15 in there.
It's all yours. You've earned it.

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You got this money from Tuco?

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Yeah.
So Tuco gave you this,

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is what you're saying.

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Well, we made a deal.

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You made a deal?
That's right.

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How...? Why would you make
a deal with that scumbag?

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You see what he did
to me?

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Because I think that we
can do business together.
We came to an understanding.

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No way, man.
Okay? No understanding.

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Take a look
at the money in your hand.

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Now, just imagine
making that every week.

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That's right. Two pounds a week,
35,000 a pound.

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Without even talking to me
you told this insane ass-clown

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dead-eyed killer that, uh...

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That we would
give him 2 pounds a week.

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We'll just scale up our operation,
we'll add a few more hours.

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No, don't talk to me about hours.

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What about pseudo, man?
How are we gonna get that?

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You think the meth fairy's
just gonna bring it to us?

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God, it takes me a week
to get this stuff.

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I'm driving all the way
out to Las Cruces,

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200 miles each way
to meet up with my smurfs.

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Smurfs?
The dudes who go to the drugstores

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and get a couple boxes at a time
and then sell them to me.

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And that's maybe only good for,
like, maybe a half-pound worth.

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See, that's the bottleneck
in your brilliant business plan.

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All right.

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Of course, you would've known
that if you would've just asked me.

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DELCAVOLl:
Well, here we are again.

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Here we are.

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Skyler, you look great.
Thank you.

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You must be, what,
six, seven months?

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How goes it?
It's great.

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Um, other than waddling to
the bathroom every five minutes.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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The baby shower
is next week.

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And it'll be good to...

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It'll be good to have a day
that's just about Skyler.

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Very nice.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Well, Walt, I see you've
committed to the hair loss.

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Mm. Yeah.

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How do you feel?
Ah, okay.

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L... You know,
pretty decent, actually.

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His color is better.
You know, his energy.

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And he's even more, um, physical.

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More physical?

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Ah, well, sexual.

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Um...

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Frisky, actually.
I mean, that's gotta be
a good sign, right?

156
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Sure, I'll take that. Right, Walt?

157
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,003
Right.

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00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,547
Couldn't that mean that
the chemo is working?

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Well, realistically, it may
just mean that we've got
the antiemetics tuned right.

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Truth is, until Walt's
finished this round of chemo
and we look at a new PET scan,

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we just can't say
for sure.

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SKYLER:
Well, isn't there anything else
we could be doing?

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I've been wondering
about alternative medicine.

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I mean, Eastern healing.

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You know, holistic.

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Well, I can't speak to its efficacy,

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but as long as it doesn't
interfere with our treatment,

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anything that helps my patient
have a better outlook,

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a better comfort, is fine by me.

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So you're saying
it's just all psychological.

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It doesn't make any
real difference.

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Having a better outlook can
make a tremendous difference.

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But it's also important that
we manage our expectations.

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[♪♪♪]

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What?

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A junkyard? Let me guess,
you picked this place?

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What's wrong with it?
It's private.

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This is like a non-criminal's
idea of a drug meet.

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This is like, "Oh, I saw this
in a movie. Ooh, look at me."

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Yes. So where do you
transact your business?
Enlighten me.

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I don't know,
how about Taco Cabeza?

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Half the deals I've ever done
went down at Taco Cabeza.

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Nice and public.
Open 24 hours.

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Nobody ever gets shot
at Taco Cabeza.

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Hell, why not
the mall?

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You know, wait at the Gap.
"Hey, it's time for the meet."

187
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,917
You know, I'll put down
the flat-front khakis,

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head on over,
grab an Orange Julius.

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Skip the part where
psycho-lunatic Tuco,
you know,

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comes and steals my
drugs and leaves me
bleeding to death.

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[HURRICANE CHRIS'
"THE HAND CLAP"
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]

192
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Look, you don't have
to be here for this.

193
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,150
Okay? I mean,
seriously.

194
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I'm okay.

195
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,324
No. I'm no pussy.

196
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,868
I'm good.

197
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,083
[MUSIC STOPS]

198
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Mr. Clean and his boy.

199
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,597
[TUCO CHUCKLES]

200
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,974
Now, I'm sorry
that I had to tune you up.

201
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,353
Respect, ése,
you gotta give it to get it.

202
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,231
Ahh.

203
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,526
Hey, what are we doing
way the hell out here?

204
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,487
What, they close the mall
or something?

205
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,533
Heisenberg, come on,
break it out.

206
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,330
That's it? That's all you got?

207
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,666
We had some
production problems.

208
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,001
0.53.

209
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,421
I thought you was
a player.

210
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,549
You told me
2 pounds,

211
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,177
and now you waste my time
with these Chiclets?

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00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:57,526
Seventeen and a half.
Minus the half for
wasting my time.

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00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,195
WALT: Hey, come on.
What, you gonna argue?

214
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,781
You got something to say?

215
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,662
You're doing business
like a couple little bitches.

216
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,039
I want all of it.

217
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,210
Seventy grand.

218
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,879
What did you say?

219
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,547
WALT:
You like this product.

220
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,591
And you want more.

221
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,719
Consider it a capital investment.

222
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,974
Look, old, bald motherfucker.

223
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,397
Fifty-two and a half,
25 points vig.

224
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,941
Vig?

225
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,236
Interest, weekly.

226
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,907
Okay.

227
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:51,914
That's $65,625
with interest.

228
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1.875 pounds.
TUCO: No, 2 pounds.

229
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,838
Next Friday,
and no production problems.

230
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,509
Can you handle 4 pounds?

231
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,099
Listen, old man, talk is talk.

232
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:16,271
But owing me money,
that's bad.

233
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,040
[ENGINE STARTS]

234
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,959
[TRUCK DRIVES OFF]

235
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:41,630
What did you just do?

236
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:50,305
Four pounds. Four pounds.
Two pounds wasn't bad enough.

237
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:54,560
We're talking 2, 300 boxes
of sinus pills.

238
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,728
There ain't that many
smurfs in the world.

239
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,897
We're not going to need
pseudoephedrine.

240
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,942
We're gonna make phenylacetone
in a tube furnace.

241
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:06,405
Then we're gonna use
reductive amination to yield
methamphetamine, 4 pounds.

242
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,324
So no pseudo?
No pseudo.

243
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,285
So you do have a plan.

244
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,745
Yeah, Mr. White.

245
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,330
Yeah, science.

246
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,249
Okay.

247
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,548
What's this?
That is a shopping list.

248
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,218
Ah, getting some of those
items may be challenging.

249
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,721
One autotransformer,

250
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:36,476
Six liters anhydrous
methenamine.

251
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,521
Two 35 M and M tube furnaces.

252
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,897
It's mm, millimeter.

253
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:44,234
One 70 millimeter would be fine,
but they're hard to come by, so...

254
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,695
Forty grams thorium nitrate.

255
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,615
Yo, Mr. White, I can't even
pronounce half this shit.

256
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,491
No. You know what?
Count me out. All right?

257
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,161
I'm leaving town.
I'm moving to, like,
Oregon or something.

258
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,997
This is just...
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Listen to me.

259
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:01,209
Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

260
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,754
What are you doing?

261
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,299
This is the first day of the
rest of your life. But what
kind of life will it be, huh?

262
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,386
Will it be a life of fear,
of "Oh, no, no, no.
I can't do this."

263
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,431
Of never once
believing in yourself?

264
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,725
Hm?
I don't know.

265
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,729
Listen. These things?
We need them, all right?

266
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,149
And only you can
get them for us.

267
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,780
[SIGHS]

268
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:34,117
WALT JR:
Okay, it's ready. Here you go.

269
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:38,997
Hi, baby.
I'm your Aunt Marie.

270
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,167
Now, of course you already
know that because when
you watch this,

271
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,587
20 years from now, I will look
exactly the same as I do now.

272
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:51,343
I know, it is amazing. I have
aged shockingly well. Haven't I?

273
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:56,932
Anyway, welcome to your
baby shower, Esmeralda.

274
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,600
WALT JR:
Esmeralda?

275
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:02,312
Esmeralda. That's your name
and you heard it here first.

276
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,942
Now, that is your wonderful,
handsome older brother.

277
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,945
Show her, older brother,
your face.

278
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,325
Okay, not right up the nose. Don't...
Okay, not up it. Back. Back to me.

279
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:20,330
Here's your mommy.
Hello, Mom.

280
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,791
And look, there you are,
Esmeralda.

281
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,959
SKYLER:
Yeah.

282
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,712
Wake up, baby.
Time to party.

283
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,549
Okay. Easy, easy.
Believe it or not,

284
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:35,846
Esmeralda, right after the party,
your name was changed to Holly.

285
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,306
And I believe, Hank, that
that was around the time.

286
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,517
That we took Aunt Marie
to the insane asylum.

287
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,978
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I dropped her off at the curb.

288
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,148
Then I married Shania Twain
and lived happily ever after.

289
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,191
MARIE:
Ha, ha, ha.

290
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:55,323
There's Daddy. Speak, Daddy.
Say hello to your daughter.

291
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,576
Oh, uh...

292
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,582
Holly, I am very proud of you.

293
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,502
And I... I think about you
all the time.

294
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,046
ALL:
Aww.

295
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:17,345
Wherever you go,
whatever you do in life,

296
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:23,351
always know that you have a family
who loves you very, very much.

297
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,690
Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.

298
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:33,528
SKYLER:
Oh, my God, it's so cute.
Oh, Carmen. It's...

299
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,032
Oh, look. Look at that.
It's adorable.

300
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,577
I love it, Carmen. Thank you.
You're so welcome, honey.

301
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:44,039
SKYLER:
Thank you.
Look at the little feet.

302
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,462
Okay. Oh.
From me. And Hank.

303
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,048
Oh. What nice
wrapping paper.

304
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,383
Marie always finds
the best wrapping paper.

305
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,386
I do.
Okay.

306
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,556
Let's see. And...

307
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,058
Exciting.

308
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,729
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

309
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,110
It's... It's a...

310
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,738
A tiara.
Yes.

311
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,908
Oh, wow! Oh.

312
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,327
Marie, is this...?

313
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:26,331
White gold and several
carats worth of zircons.

314
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, Marie.
You spent too much on this.

315
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,420
You shouldn't have.
You really, really shouldn't.

316
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,591
But it's so...
It's really... It's...

317
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,843
It's sparkly.

318
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,179
Sparkly.
I know.

319
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,430
SKYLER:
Thank you.

320
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,266
Hey, listen, Walt.

321
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,268
You got anything
stronger than beer?

322
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,271
SKYLER: It's... It's great. I love it.
Yeah.

323
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,775
Thank you. Thank you,
sweetie, thank you.

324
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,779
HANK:
Sorry, man. It's just, you know, after
200 presents, it just gets kind of old.

325
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,447
[WALT LAUGHS]

326
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,828
It's nice stuff.
It is, isn't it?

327
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,376
I got just the thing
to go with that.

328
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:19,885
I'm sorry, man, I wasn't thinking.
No, no, no. It's okay.

329
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,970
You mind if I have one?

330
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,972
You think that's a good idea?

331
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,642
Hank, I've already got lung cancer.

332
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,980
Okay.
You got me there.

333
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,191
Thanks.

334
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,818
[CLEARS THROAT]

335
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,863
Cuban.

336
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,239
Mm.

337
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,995
I did a little favor for an FBI guy.

338
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,834
Now, I was under
the impression, ahem,

339
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,503
that these were illegal.

340
00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:02,636
Yeah, well, sometimes
forbidden fruit tastes
the sweetest, doesn't it?

341
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,727
It's funny, isn't it?
How we draw that line.

342
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,520
Yeah.

343
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,898
What line is that?

344
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:22,697
Well, what's legal, what's illegal.
You know, Cuban cigars, alcohol.

345
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:28,578
You know, if we were drinking this
in 1930, we'd be breaking the law.

346
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:32,040
Another year, we'd be okay.

347
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,044
Mm. Who knows what
will be legal next year.

348
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,255
You mean like pot?

349
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:48,223
Yeah. Like pot.
Or whatever.

350
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,310
Cocaine? Heroin?

351
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,064
I'm just saying it's arbitrary.

352
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,234
Well, you ought to visit lockup.

353
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,820
You hear a lot of guys
talking like that.

354
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,657
"Hey, man, what, you busting me
with these 14 bales of ganja?

355
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:10,453
It's all gonna be legal next year
when Willie Nelson's president."

356
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,080
Say it, buddy.

357
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,290
It don't only go one way either.

358
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,836
I mean, some other stuff
is legal that shouldn't be.

359
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:22,298
I mean, frigging meth
used to be legal.

360
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,844
Used to sell it over
every counter at every
pharmacy across America.

361
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,432
Thank God they came to
their senses on that one, huh?

362
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,644
Yeah.

363
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,277
Okay.

364
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,282
[GROANS]

365
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,784
Nice party.
Mmm.

366
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,206
A tiara.

367
00:22:55,374 --> 00:23:00,045
A white-gold tiara
for a newborn baby.

368
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:05,467
Yeah. You know, I think
she got that at Gertrude
Zachary's in Knob Hill.

369
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:11,973
I mean, that thing must've cost,
like, what, 5 or 600 dollars.

370
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,020
You know, I think
I'm gonna return it.

371
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,814
Are you sure?
She's bound to find out.

372
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:24,069
Well, maybe I can explain to her
that we need a Diaper Genie

373
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:29,157
more than a white-gold
baby tiara.

374
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,244
Hey. You know,
I've been thinking

375
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,748
about what you said
to Dr. Delcavoli about
alternative medicine.

376
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,417
No. Don't worry. I'm not
gonna mention that anymore.

377
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:44,005
No, no, no. What I mean
is that maybe there is
something to it.

378
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:51,846
Look. They do this
Navajo sweat lodge
up by Farmington.

379
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,892
Healing ceremony.
It's supposed to be
good for your lungs.

380
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,436
I'm not saying that
I believe in it, but, uh...

381
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:03,441
Well, it might be an experience.

382
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,027
Really?

383
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,403
You?

384
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,405
In a sweat lodge.

385
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,701
Ah, I was thinking about driving up
on Friday, coming back Sunday.

386
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,872
I mean, if you're okay with it.
Well, of course I'm okay with that.

387
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,624
Okay.

388
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,635
Sweat lodge?
Yeah.

389
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,346
I'm already sweating.
Help me out.

390
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,266
Okay. Ow.

391
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,351
Hey.

392
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,565
Seventy millimeter tube furnace.
Excellent. This is excellent.

393
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:44,899
Very good work.
Damn straight.

394
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:48,069
Okay, hydrogen.
Electrolytically
produced, yes?

395
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,113
Yeah, like you asked.
I mean, this...

396
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,825
This crap wasn't easy to get.
And it's expensive.

397
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,785
Methylamine.
Where's the methylamine?

398
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,662
I don't see the methylamine.

399
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,791
Yeah, well, that's where
I ran into some trouble.

400
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,418
What kind of trouble?

401
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,753
Well, half this crap
I could just buy, right?

402
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:09,090
But this methylamine...

403
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,677
Not so easy. I mean,
they got it locked down tight.

404
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,097
But I did find some pros
who will rip it off for us.

405
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,100
But they want 10 grand.

406
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,102
So, what's the problem?
You have the money.

407
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,855
No, had. I spent
almost the whole wad.

408
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,440
I mean, I got
like 2 grand left.

409
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:28,276
I told you, all this
crap was expensive.

410
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,447
So these thieves,
did they say where they
would be stealing it from?

411
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:35,366
A chemical supply place,
south of town.

412
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,621
They got guards and security
cameras. They got steel doors.

413
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,041
That's why these dudes
are charging so much.

414
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,292
What?

415
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,502
[♪♪♪]

416
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,885
WALT:
Hmm.

417
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,137
[RATTLING]

418
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,644
So why don't we
just steal it ourselves?

419
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,563
Yeah?

420
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,941
How we gonna
do that?

421
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:10,985
With this.

422
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:27,252
So, what's this stuff called again?

423
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,173
Thermite.

424
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,592
And that will cut
through a lock?

425
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,428
Because this is supposed
to be one big-ass lock.

426
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,181
In World War II,

427
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:44,352
the Germans had an artillery piece...
It's the biggest in the world.

428
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,437
- Called the Gustav Gun.

429
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,232
And it weighed
a thousand tons.

430
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,736
And the Gustav was capable
of firing a 7-ton shell

431
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:58,366
and hitting a target,
accurately, 23 miles away.

432
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:03,705
I mean, you could drop bombs
on it every day for a month

433
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,374
without ever disabling it.

434
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:10,378
But drop a commando,

435
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:14,757
one man,
with just a bag of this...

436
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:19,929
and he could melt right through
4 inches of solid steel

437
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,390
and destroy that gun forever.

438
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,353
Jeez.

439
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,939
[COUGHS]

440
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,150
So, yes,

441
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:37,405
I think it will cut through
any lock we're likely to find.

442
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:42,285
MAN: You'd like to return this.
SKYLER: It's very nice, but yes.

443
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,704
Well, it... It is from
this store, isn't it?

444
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,582
Oh, yes, it's from this store.

445
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,917
Do you happen to have a receipt?

446
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,587
No, I don't. It was a gift.

447
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,464
Aha. A gift.
Mm-hm.

448
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,924
Mr. Wilson, could you
step over here, please?

449
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:02,972
Mr. Wilson, I'd like you to watch
this lady while I phone the police.

450
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,058
Whoa, excuse me?

451
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,770
Ma'am, this item is stolen,
as I'm sure you know.

452
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,314
It...
Come with me, please.

453
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:17,695
Oh, yes. I intend
to press charges.

454
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,573
Please do.

455
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,076
We'll be here.

456
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:28,623
Look, l... I've never stolen
anything in my life.

457
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:32,835
All right? I told you,
that tiara was a gift...

458
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,212
A baby-shower gift.

459
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,255
So who gave it to you, then?

460
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:40,009
I don't think I have
to tell you that.

461
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,969
Ma'am, you don't have
to tell me anything.

462
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,971
You can talk to the police.

463
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,474
And I can tell them how my
daughter-in-law remembers

464
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,644
showing this particular item
to a tall blond woman

465
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:53,147
who, when her back was turned,
walked right out the door with it.

466
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,024
So there.
Oh, yeah?

467
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:59,195
Well, then, I can talk
to the Channel Three News.

468
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:03,324
Yeah, I can tell them how
you people, without a shred...

469
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,536
Without a modicum of evidence,
illegally detained

470
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:11,165
an innocent pregnant woman
in a dank storeroom.

471
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:15,169
This is my office.
I feel I'm being held hostage.

472
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:19,006
Furthermore, I'm not
getting enough air back here.

473
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,801
I don't think... I don't
think I can breathe.

474
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,846
Oh, my... Oh, my God. Oh, no.

475
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:28,141
I'm going into labor.
Yes, l... Oh!

476
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,017
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

477
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,237
MARIE [ON MESSAGE]:
Hi, you've reached Marie.
Do the beep thing.

478
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:44,866
Marie, it's Skyler.
I just left Zachary's.

479
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,702
I need to talk to you
immediately.

480
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:48,911
[PHONE BEEPS]

481
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,416
WALT:
Where is the guard?
He's supposed to be coming by.

482
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,876
Do you think he already passed?

483
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,752
JESSE:
Look, I don't... I don't know.

484
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,713
Okay. Wait, there he is.
There he is.

485
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,548
WALT:
Yeah, yeah, I see him.

486
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,383
JESSE:
Okay, wait till he passes.

487
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,093
Okay, it's clear.

488
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,390
Here.

489
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,687
What the hell is this?
It's all they had.

490
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,857
Then you go to another store.
If this is all they had,
you're in the wrong place.

491
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,358
Just put it on.

492
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,444
Should've... Of course.

493
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,116
[METAL SNAPPING]

494
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,119
Okay, okay.

495
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,623
Okay. This is it.

496
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,084
Oh, God.

497
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,932
JESSE:
Okay.

498
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,101
JESSE: Get...
WALT: What?

499
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,229
JESSE: Look.
WALT: What?

500
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,064
GUARD:
Hey, Jimmy, I'm stopping...

501
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:01,484
WALT:
He's not supposed to
come back. What's he doing?

502
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,236
Oh, my God.

503
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,947
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Hope everything comes out all right.

504
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:09,408
He's going to the crapper.
Oh, God.

505
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:12,620
Okay. You coming, man? Come on.
What are you doing?

506
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:46,988
Okay, there it is.

507
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,284
Is this gonna be loud?

508
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,036
You'll find out
in about 10 seconds.

509
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,289
Stand back.

510
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,501
Jesus.

511
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,013
[ALARM BUZZING AND RINGING]

512
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,973
Come on, come on.

513
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:16,684
[RATTLING]

514
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,978
GUARD:
Hey, what's going on?

515
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,439
[♪♪♪]

516
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:25,359
Where are the gallon jugs?
I don't...

517
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,029
God!
What?

518
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,531
Let's just take this.
Come on, come on.

519
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,491
What the...?

520
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,869
Damn it.

521
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,376
WALT:
What the hell are you
doing opening the door?

522
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,045
JESSE:
How are we
gonna take this thing out?

523
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,671
WALT:
Come on. Take that.

524
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,048
Lift.

525
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,257
[BOTH GRUNTING]

526
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,593
JESSE: God.
WALT: Jeez.

527
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,430
Hey. Somebody?

528
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,265
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Billy, you back from
the crapper yet?

529
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,600
Let me out of here.

530
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,771
I'm gonna kick somebody's ass.
The alarm's going off. Check it out.

531
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,774
Billy? Billy?

532
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,777
Jimmy? Help!

533
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,288
[ENGINE STALLING]

534
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,752
Come on, man, let me try it.
How is it gonna be any different?

535
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,629
Can I just try it?
Fine, fine, go ahead.

536
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,215
Jesus. Okay.

537
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:31,425
All right.

538
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,261
[ENGINE STALLING]

539
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:37,807
[ENGINE STARTS]

540
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,268
Yeah, baby. See?
Eat it. Okay, I'm the king.

541
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,978
Yeah, okay.
I'm the king.

542
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,230
[ENGINE STOPS]

543
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:48,943
Oh, no. No, no, no.
That didn't sound good.

544
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,447
Oh, God.

545
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,450
Well, this thing's
not going anywhere.

546
00:33:56,618 --> 00:34:00,329
We're not cooking
in my damn driveway,
I'll tell you that.

547
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,294
WALT:
God.

548
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,005
What part of "slow it down"
did you not understand?

549
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:14,301
What are you talking...?
I'm... It's heavy, man.
It got away from me.

550
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,596
WALT:
Okay. All right.
Now, that's good, that's good.

551
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,849
Now just bring it up,
bring it up.

552
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:23,144
Easy, easy, easy. Okay.

553
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,814
Your real-estate agent,
when is she supposed
to come back?

554
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,441
Oh, shit.

555
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,985
Yeah. I don't know.

556
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,778
I'll make damn sure
she doesn't.

557
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,825
Good call, yo.

558
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,664
[CELL PHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING]

559
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,695
WALT:
Keep the temperature
steady at 425 degrees.

560
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,407
We'll need to run it
two more hours

561
00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:21,076
to have enough to make
4.5 pounds.

562
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:23,370
Four and a half, not 4?

563
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,582
Two pounds pays, two go back.

564
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:31,295
Four and a half pounds
puts us $44,000 ahead.

565
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,423
Each.
Right on, man.

566
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,883
Right on.

567
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,761
With the amount of methylamine
that we got last night,

568
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:41,972
we can make
4.5 pounds a week for...

569
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,642
Well, for the foreseeable future.

570
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,437
How long is, uh, that gonna be?

571
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:52,775
I mean, in your, uh, situation.

572
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:55,402
How much cash
do you need?

573
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,862
[SIGHS]

574
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,572
More.

575
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,409
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

576
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,869
[GASPS]

577
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,497
Someone's in the yard.
Shh.

578
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,334
MAN:
Yeah, this is definitely the one.

579
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,836
WOMAN:
It's pretty.

580
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,130
WOMAN:
Actually, I like it.

581
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,341
We could pull that out
and put in a closet.

582
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,302
Just a little...
We'll have to bring that down.

583
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,264
MAN:
I thought you didn't
like that type of thing.

584
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:26,141
WOMAN:
Oh, no. No, I don't.

585
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,935
MAN:
Right, right.

586
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,478
Shh. Shh.

587
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:37,653
Was there, by any chance,
scheduled for this afternoon,
an open house?

588
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,614
I left her a message, man.
It's not my fault.

589
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:43,826
I don't care how you do it,
just keep them out of here.
Do you understand?

590
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,786
Yeah.
All right, go.

591
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,254
[KEZIAH JONES'
"BEAUTIFUL EMILE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

592
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:01,010
[WOMEN CHATTERING]

593
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,476
WOMAN:
Absolutely.

594
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,151
You know, you can't
duck me forever.

595
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:18,611
What?

596
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,030
Come on, I left you
like 15 messages.

597
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,699
When I went to your
office, you snuck
out the back way.

598
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,785
I didn't sneak.
I was going to lunch.

599
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,996
Jeez, Skyler, what are you,
the paranoid police?

600
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:33,500
You know what, Marie?
Marie, I have never been
so humiliated in my life.

601
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,920
That... Ahem.

602
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,131
[WHISPERS]
That tiara.

603
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:43,344
They accused me,
at Zachary's, of shoplifting it.

604
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,012
[WHISPERING]
What were you doing at Zachary's?

605
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,472
[SIGHS]

606
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,599
I was returning it.

607
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,685
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You were returning it.

608
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,854
Why would you return it?

609
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,440
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
It just wasn't...

610
00:37:56,608 --> 00:38:00,694
Marie, what is wrong with you?
Can you please tell me that?

611
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:04,031
Can you tell me why
you'd do such a thing?

612
00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:10,454
What does that mean?
Does that mean you don't know?

613
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:17,795
That... means that I have
no idea what the hell
you're even talking about.

614
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,006
You have no idea
what I'm talking about.

615
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,758
The shop...

616
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:26,804
[WHISPERING]
The shoplifting. No idea?

617
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,809
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You're not going to
admit this, are you?

618
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,060
[SCOFFS]

619
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:36,313
I can't really admit
to something

620
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:40,359
when I have no knowledge
of what it is that I'm admitting.

621
00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,293
MAN:
Would you like
that gift-wrapped?

622
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,461
WOMAN:
Yes, actually.

623
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,922
Don't forget
to sign in.

624
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,967
[SNIFFING]

625
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,263
Thank you.
Thank you.

626
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,142
MAN:
You're right.

627
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:16,437
Look at this wall here.

628
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,447
Yo!

629
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,656
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

630
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,325
MAN: Excuse me,
I'd just like to see
the basement.

631
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,703
Yeah, well, it's occupied.
It's not a bathroom.

632
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,997
Hey!
I just want to see the basement.

633
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,124
What's the big deal?

634
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,084
You ain't seeing
the basement, bitch.

635
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:42,254
You got that? Is that
sinking in? Now, beat it.

636
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,590
All you all,
house is not for sale.

637
00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,842
Get the hell out!

638
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,248
[SIGHS]

639
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,131
Ahh.

640
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,509
Hey.
Hey.

641
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,138
So how was it?

642
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,476
Was it an experience?

643
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,144
Yeah.

644
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:42,064
It was definitely
an experience.

645
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,024
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

646
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,569
[SNIFFING]

647
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,863
What's that smell?

648
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:53,909
Oh, yeah, it's...

649
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,787
sacred Navajo herbs.

650
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,705
You know.

651
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,043
[GROANS]

652
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,920
[SIGHS]

653
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,471
Hey, everything okay?

654
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,181
No.

655
00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,142
Not really.

656
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,476
[CHUCKLES]

657
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,812
Actually, not at all.

658
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,273
[SIGHS]

659
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,985
You know that tiara
that Marie gave us?

660
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:33,866
Yeah.
Well, she stole it. Yep.

661
00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:38,078
I practically got arrested
trying to return it at the store.

662
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:39,580
Oh, my God.

663
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,792
I mean, she refuses to admit it.
She refuses to apologize.

664
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,086
I don't know what to do.

665
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,922
Hm.

666
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:56,430
People sometimes
do things for their families.

667
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,144
People sometimes
do things for their families?

668
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:05,314
And, what,
that justifies stealing?

669
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,400
Well...

670
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:12,237
Wow. That must've been
some sweat lodge.

671
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,533
Are you even listening
to the words coming
out of your mouth?

672
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,789
What would you do
if it were me?

673
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:27,044
What do you mean,
if it were you?

674
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:31,423
If it were me, what would you do?
Would you divorce me?

675
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:35,427
Would you turn me in to the police?

676
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:47,022
You don't want to find out.

677
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,452
You want
something to eat?

678
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:06,166
Um, no, thanks.

679
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,352
What is this shit?
This is blue.

680
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:30,816
We used a different
chemical process,
but it is every bit as pure.

681
00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:33,944
It may be blue,
but it's the bomb.

682
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,822
[SNIFFS]

683
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:44,621
Ah! Tight, tight, tight, yeah.

684
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,707
Blue, yellow, pink.

685
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,709
Whatever, man. Just keep
bringing me that.

686
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,629
Ahh.

687
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,054
4.6.

688
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,598
Come on.

689
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:07,936
And what'd I say, man?
This guy can cook.

690
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,063
You're all right, man.
You're all right.

691
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:12,899
We're gonna make
a lot of money together.

692
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,820
Just remember
who you're working for.

693
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,158
What did you say?

694
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:24,369
I'm just saying, they gotta know
that they're working for you.

695
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,080
TUCO:
Like they don't
already know that?

696
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,959
Are you saying
that they're stupid?

697
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,421
No, I'm just...
I'm just saying.

698
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:37,215
Okay, so you're not saying
that they're stupid.

699
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,010
So I don't understand.
Are you saying that I'm stupid?

700
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,138
MAN:
No, come on, Tuco.
I'm just... I'm just saying.

701
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,140
No, you're just
speaking for me!

702
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:49,561
Like I ain't got the goddamn
sense to speak for myself!

703
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,190
Is that it? Is that
what you're doing?

704
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:56,777
Tuco.

705
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:02,115
Hey, why don't we
all just relax, huh?

706
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,578
[LAUGHING]

707
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:12,376
Heisenberg says "relax."

708
00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:15,295
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

709
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:21,051
I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.

710
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,469
I'm relax...

711
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:25,472
[TUCO GRUNTING]

712
00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:41,321
Whoo! Damn, man!
Look at that! Look!

713
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,365
Whew!

714
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,618
That is messed up.

715
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:51,790
Okay, Heisenberg. Next week.

716
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,999
[LAUGHS]

717
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,881
[GNARLS BARKLEY'S
"WHO'S GONNA
SAVE MY SOUL" PLAYING]

718
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,768
[ENGINE STARTS]

719
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,354
[TRUCK DRIVES OFF]