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[♪♪♪]

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[GRUNTS]

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[COUGHS]

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WALT:
Let's break it down.

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Hydrogen.
What does that give us?

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By mole,
we're looking at 63 percent.

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Sixty-three? Wow.
Mm-hm.

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That is a big bite.

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My next step's gotta be oxygen.
Oxygen, 26 percent.

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Twenty-six.
There you have your water.

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Carbon, 9 percent.
Carbon, 9.

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For a total of 98 percent.
Right.

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WOMAN:
Nitrogen, 1.25 percent.

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WALTER:
One-point-two-five.

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WOMAN:
That brings you
to 99 and a quarter.

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Which only leaves you
with the trace elements

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down where
the magic happens.

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Oh, wait a minute. What about
calcium? Calcium's not a trace.

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WALTER:
Got a whole skeleton
to account for.

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WOMAN: You would think, right?
WALTER: Right.

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WOMAN:
Calcium.
Calcium's only 0.25 percent.

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What? That low?
Uh-huh. Mm-hm.

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Seriously?

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Damn, I never
would've thought that.

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Okay, so where does iron fit in?
Iron.

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WOMAN:
Wow, okay,

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0.00004 percent.

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What? You can't have
hemoglobin without iron.

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Apparently, it don't take much.
No doubt. Go figure.

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WALTER:
Ah, sodium.

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WOMAN: Sodium, 0.04.
[COUGHING]

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WOMAN:
Phosphorus, 0.19.

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WALTER:
Point-one-nine.

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There we go.

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So the whole thing

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adds up to...

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99.888042 percent.

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We are 0.111958 percent

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shy.

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Supposedly that's everything.
Yeah?

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Mm-hm.

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I don't know,
it just...

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It just...

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It seems like something's
missing, doesn't it?

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WALTER:
There's got to be more
to a human being than that.

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[COUGHING]

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[FLUSHES]

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[♪♪♪]

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I hate these shoes.

50
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Shoes make me look like
I should be changing bedpans,

51
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like I should be
squeaking around

52
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bringing soup to some
disgusting old person,

53
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then take the bus home
to my 16 cats.

54
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Then why are you
wearing them?

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I like the support. My arches
happen to be extremely arch-y.

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[PHONE RINGING]

57
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Yo, what's up?

58
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Hey, can you call me, like,
in two minutes?

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Thanks, bye.

60
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I gotta go take this.

61
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Ooh. Female?

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Louis.

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Not like it's any
of your business, though.

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Just be quick about it.
No.

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Oh, and, um,
please don't say, "Yo."

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You can't know
how much I hate that.

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You missed a spot, right there.

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Should you be up
on that ladder?

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You're more than welcome
to take over for me up here.

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I don't see why you don't get
Walt to do it.

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Yeah,
there's an idea.

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So um, I'm, uh, I'm working
on this new short story

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and there's this stoner
character in it

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and I'm trying to... um...

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Well, you know, actually,
let me back up.

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Um, you, uh,

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you smoked your fair share

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of pot in college,
didn't you?

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I mean,
you at least tried it.

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Come on.

81
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I perhaps tried it. Why?

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Do you remember it
having an effect on your mood?

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Like,
changing it in any major way?

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It made me more serious.

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Really?

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Because I mostly remember

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it made me lightheaded,
that's about it.

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I was just
wondering if...

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If it maybe could, um...

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Um, you know,

91
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it's just a character thing
I'm stuck on. Never mind.

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Walter, Jr.'s on pot?
What? No.

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No. No.

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What would make you even...?
Where's he getting it from?

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Marie.
Seriously. Is it this Louis person?

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What are you gonna do
about this?

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Marie,
you need to look me in the eye.

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I am strictly asking

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about a story that I'm writing,
that's all.

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Right hand to God,
Walter Jr. Is not on pot,

101
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certainly not as far
as I know.

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Not as far as you know?

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Marie.

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[♪♪♪]

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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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Hey, look at me.

107
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Hey, turn around
and look at me.

108
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This... This here.

109
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I wouldn't do this
to my worst enemy.

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[COUGHING]

111
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This is degrading.

112
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I'm sorry.

113
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You hope I'll make it easy
and just drop dead, don't you?

114
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But I won't.

115
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So either kill me,
or let me go.

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[COUGHING]

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You don't have it in you,
Walter.

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[COUGHING]

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How do you know my name?

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Jesse.

121
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He told Emilio and me.

122
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I came by
to sell your meth.

123
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So, what, did you
threaten him, huh?

124
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Did you beat it out of him?
Not even close.

125
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What else did he tell you?

126
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Pretty much everything
he could think of.

127
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You were his high-school
teacher.

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00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,967
One time you taught
about carbon dioxide

129
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by making grape soda
in class.

130
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You have a son
who's retarded,

131
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or in a wheelchair
or something.

132
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It shouldn't come across
as some news flash.

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That partner of yours,

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he's got a big mouth.

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Walter,

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I don't know what you think
you're doing here,

137
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but trust me,

138
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this line of work
doesn't suit you.

139
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So I should just let you go,
then?

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Just unlock you

141
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and adiós, huh?

142
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I don't see
what real choice you have.

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If it's between that
and cold-blooded murder.

144
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Besides...

145
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your real problem's
sitting upstairs.

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[♪♪♪]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Occupied.

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Hey, yo, I'm trying to pinch one
off in here.

150
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,710
Just give me some privacy,
would you?

151
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,048
Okay.
What the hell, man?

152
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,718
What are you doing, man?

153
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,887
You asshole. What...?
You told him my name.

154
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Says who, him?
My name, where I work.

155
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You told him about my son.
Hey, don't touch me.

156
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Damn junkie.
No, give me that. That's mine.

157
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This is going down the toilet.
Watch it go.

158
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,150
No, that's worth 40 grand,
you stupid shit.

159
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,569
It's worth nothing
when you smoke it all.

160
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,738
Get off the toilet.

161
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,240
Get off the toilet!
No.

162
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Get off the toilet.

163
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,414
Stop it.
[TOILET FLUSHING]

164
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,086
No. No way.

165
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,766
[COUGHING]

166
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,788
No.

167
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,040
No, no, no.

168
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,793
Jesse, where the hell
do you think you're going?

169
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,586
Back off, man. Jesus.

170
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,962
We've got work to do.
No, no.

171
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,715
You... You got work to do.
I did my part.

172
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You mean that obscenity I spent
the last two hours cleaning up?

173
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,471
That is your contribution?
Kiss my pink ass, man.

174
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,223
I didn't ask for any of this.

175
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,183
How am I supposed
to live here now, huh?

176
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,894
My whole house smells like
toe cheese and dry cleaning.

177
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,064
Because you didn't follow
my instructions.

178
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,982
Oh, well, heil Hitler,
bitch.

179
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And let me tell you
something else.

180
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,446
We flipped a coin,
okay?

181
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,157
You and me. You and me.

182
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,743
Coin flip is sacred.

183
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,506
Your job is waiting for you
in that basement,

184
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,842
as per the coin.

185
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,677
Fucking do it, already.

186
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,278
That's what she said.
Yeah.

187
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,948
Yeah. Yeah, I think
we have some of those.

188
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,950
Yeah, you'll have
to try them on.

189
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,535
Hello?
Seven and a half, maybe.

190
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,704
I don't know.
Excuse me.

191
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:09,872
Do you have these in black?

192
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,040
Uh-uh.

193
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,042
Anyways,
so like I was saying,

194
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,962
I went to the party the other
night. Yeah, Tony was there.

195
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,047
[PHONE RINGING]

196
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,718
Whatever.

197
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,512
Hey, where have you been?
I called you two hours ago.

198
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,223
HANK:
Sorry, baby, I'm, uh,
kind of busy here. What's up?

199
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,767
Well, kind of a lot, actually,

200
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,728
and it's a delicate subject.

201
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,105
So I need you to focus, and...

202
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,691
Hey, sit down! Sit down!

203
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,027
Damn it, Hank.

204
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,946
I'm sorry, babe, I'm just
in the middle of something here.

205
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,032
Get...

206
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,911
Sit down! Sit your ass down,
comprende? You too, sit down!

207
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,038
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

208
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,373
Shit.

209
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,250
I'm back, babe. What's up?

210
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,214
Walter Jr.
Yeah, what about him?

211
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,759
Marijuana. He's smoking it.
Bullshit.

212
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,094
Excuse me, his own mother
seems to think so.

213
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,263
Skyler told you that?
She inferred it.

214
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,557
She inferred it, huh?

215
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,893
She strongly inferred it.

216
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,230
Like, "Doctor, my friend

217
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,524
suffers from
erectile dysfunction."

218
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,275
Please, come on.
All right.

219
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,611
I want you to talk to him.
Walt should talk to him.

220
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,780
Hell, Skyler, better yet.
She'll kick his butt
up and down the block.

221
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,074
I think it ought to be you.

222
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,493
You know, tell him
some horror stories.

223
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,120
Maybe show him
some autopsy pictures.

224
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,248
An autopsy of a pot overdose?
Come on.

225
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,792
I don't know, baby,
it's just that, you know,

226
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,128
I figure his dad should be the
one doing this thing,
don't you think?

227
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,673
Hank, he respects you.

228
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,303
Yeah, all right.
Well, listen, I mean,

229
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,888
I'll swing by their place
after work.

230
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,808
Good. Scare him straight.
Yeah, yeah.

231
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,601
Hey, where's my sugar?

232
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,020
Hm. Muah.

233
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,066
SALESWOMAN:
Excuse me, ma'am.

234
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,486
Ma'am, you need to be wearing
footies before you try those on.

235
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,613
I'm extremely clean.

236
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,825
Yeah, well,
I'd really appreciate it.

237
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,788
Hey, sorry about that.
Yeah, I'll check.

238
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,250
SALESWOMAN:
You know, I hid a pair for you
last week, gray ones.

239
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,169
My manager found them and we
put them back on the floor.

240
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,088
I know.

241
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,632
[SASHA DOBSON'S
"WITHOUT YOU" PLAYING]

242
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,609
[AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING]

243
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,535
[CAR HORN HONKING]

244
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,006
Hey.

245
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,716
I'm going.

246
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,429
HANK: What do you think?
WALT JR: About what?

247
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,890
This look like
a nice place?

248
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,768
No, not really.

249
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,062
Think you'd like
to live here?

250
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,064
No.

251
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,192
Sure about that?
Yeah, pretty sure.

252
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,445
I thought we were going to
Cold Stone Creamery.

253
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,156
Yeah, yeah, well,
we took a little detour.

254
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,409
Figure we'll come
over here and check
out how the other half lives.

255
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,204
This here is what we call
the Crystal Palace.

256
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,207
You know who lives
in the palace? Meth-heads.

257
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,835
Nasty, skeevy meth-heads

258
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,129
who'd sell their grandma's
coochie for a hit.

259
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,756
[CHUCKLES]

260
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,966
Oh, you think that's funny?
That's funny, huh? Yeah.

261
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,469
Let me tell you something.
Every one of these

262
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,806
miserable wastes of skin
got started how?

263
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,015
Hm?

264
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,309
How do you think they started?
I don't know.

265
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,937
What do you think it was
they were all doing
before they graduated

266
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,190
to shooting meth
in their dicks?

267
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777
A gateway drug.

268
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,612
That's what we call it.

269
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,156
Dollars to doughnuts,
and I shit you not,

270
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:17,285
that gateway drug was
marijuana, every time.

271
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,454
You understand?
Um, yeah.

272
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,666
So why are you
telling me this?

273
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,002
Because I love you,
you little bastard.

274
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,631
And, hey, I was young once,
you know.

275
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,676
The world's a messed-up place,
you know.

276
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:36,263
You know, just this, uh,
one time, you know...

277
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,433
Hey! Hey! Hey, you!

278
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,562
Yeah, you, princess.
Get over here.

279
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,814
[CAR HORN HONKING]

280
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,817
Hey, don't make me
get out of the car.

281
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,489
Check this out.

282
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,576
HANK:
See what
I'm talking about.

283
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,203
Hey, I ain't holding, okay?
Did I say you could open your mouth?

284
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,330
And hands off the car.

285
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,501
Other side. Go around the other
side, talk to my friend here.

286
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,506
What's your name,
sweetheart?

287
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,468
Wendy.
HANK: Wendy, huh?

288
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803
How much you charge
for a windy, Wendy?

289
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,182
I ain't doing him, he's a kid.
Jesus, was that my question?

290
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,101
Don't think so hard,
it's gonna hurt your brain.

291
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,644
Are you on the pipe
or on the needle?

292
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,480
Nothing. Neither.

293
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,648
Yeah, yeah.
Show us your teeth, huh?

294
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,859
Come on, Wendy,
let's see those pearly whites.

295
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:37,365
Oh, God. See that?
Pipe, definitely.

296
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201
Bigtime, bigtime on the pipe.

297
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,952
You got something
you wanna ask Wendy?

298
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,246
Um, no, not really.

299
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,665
You ever smoke anything else,
Wendy?

300
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,667
Sausages don't count.

301
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,252
[LAUGHS]

302
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:53,006
Ahem. Seriously,
tell my friend here
how you got started.

303
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,217
Probably used to be, what,
like a Girl Scout

304
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,052
or probably sang
in the church choir?

305
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,720
What are you, like,
handicapped?

306
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,223
He broke his leg
playing football.

307
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,143
He's a QB.
Got an arm like a howitzer.

308
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,356
So tell me, Wendy,
you smoke pot?

309
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,607
Why, you got some?

310
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,401
All right, hoof it, get lost.
Get out of here.

311
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,863
Hey, fair warning,
next time I'm gonna bust you.

312
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,831
So, what do you think?

313
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,084
Cool.

314
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,761
JESSE:
Shut the door.
Shut the door.

315
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,764
Lock it.
Lock it, lock it.

316
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,057
Who the hell was that?

317
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,935
Cop and some
football player
messing with me.

318
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,437
JESSE:
They ask about me, huh?

319
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,274
No,
I think they just wanted pot.

320
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,915
JESSE:
Right there.

321
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,543
HOOKER:
Shit, left my root beer.

322
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,172
[♪♪♪]

323
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,588
[BEEPING]

324
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,720
SKYLER: Hello?
Hey, sweetie, it's me.

325
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,680
Listen, I'm so sorry.

326
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,349
The time, it just, ha...

327
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,517
It just... It completely
got away from me.

328
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,103
I'm just, ha... uh...

329
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,191
My fault, my fault.
Bogdan just kept me here late,

330
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,902
you know, doing some inventory,

331
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,696
and I, um, l... I should've just...

332
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,864
You know, you're right.

333
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:27,035
L-I gotta learn to say,
you know, "No."

334
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,371
But, um...

335
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,999
Sky? You there?

336
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,253
You're at the car wash?

337
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,547
Yeah.

338
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,217
I seriously doubt that,

339
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,053
since you quit two weeks ago.

340
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,729
I called Bogdan,
looking for you.

341
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,148
Quite an earful he gave me.

342
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,404
Listen...

343
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,906
Listen, I'll come home
and we'll talk about it.

344
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,827
I don't think so, Walt.
Honey...

345
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,913
Wherever you are,

346
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,207
why don't you just
stay there tonight?

347
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,836
Skyler? Skyler?

348
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,131
Skyler?

349
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,968
KRAZY-8:
Walter?

350
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,594
Hello?

351
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,639
Hey, I'm kind of hungry
down here.

352
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,939
[♪♪♪]

353
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,694
[COUGHING]

354
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,272
[WALTER COUGHING]

355
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,588
[COUGHING]

356
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,680
Oh.

357
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,031
Come on.

358
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,085
[COUGHING]

359
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,222
Damn.

360
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,225
I didn't think
you were coming back.

361
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,898
[GROANS]

362
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,859
[COUGHING]

363
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,783
How long was I out?

364
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,827
Ten, 15 minutes?

365
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,374
I've never seen someone
knock themselves out
just by coughing.

366
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,751
You breathe in the same shit
you used on me?

367
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,095
I've got lung cancer.

368
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,938
[COUGHING]

369
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,247
I'll go make you
another sandwich.

370
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,745
WALTER:
It's safe.

371
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,830
There's no poison.

372
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,795
Because that would be
the way to do it,

373
00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,838
if you're gonna do it.

374
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,550
I suppose it would.

375
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,094
I mean,

376
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,721
you being a chemist
and all.

377
00:26:55,906 --> 00:27:00,201
So that name...

378
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,662
Krazy-8.

379
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,039
Do I really
have to call you that?

380
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,541
I mean, no offense,

381
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:10,211
but don't you have a real name?

382
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:16,009
Domingo.

383
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,137
That's "Sunday," right?

384
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:25,226
I'd rather call you that,
if you don't mind.

385
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,770
Whatever.

386
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,481
I can't say
I ever liked it much.

387
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,483
[COUGHS]

388
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,863
So, Domingo,

389
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:41,075
you from around town here
or someplace else?

390
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,995
Hey, Walter?
You getting to know me

391
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,873
is not gonna make it easier
for you to kill me.

392
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,000
Not that I mind, you understand?

393
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,964
You know, you keep telling me
that I don't have it in me.

394
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,050
Well, maybe.

395
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,218
But maybe not.

396
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:05,141
I sure as hell am looking for
any reason not to.

397
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,770
I mean, any good reason at all.

398
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,944
Sell me.

399
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,364
Tell me what it is.

400
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:25,536
I guess I'd start off by
promising that if you let me go

401
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,873
I won't come after you,
that you'd be safe.

402
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,959
I guess I'd say
what happened between us

403
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,419
never happened.

404
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:37,298
And what's best for both parties
is we forget all about it.

405
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,842
But you know that
anybody in my situation

406
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,677
would make promises
like that.

407
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,180
And, in my case,
they happen to be true.

408
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:46,015
You'll never know for sure.

409
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,105
So, what else can I tell you?

410
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,779
I don't know.

411
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:04,409
But you've gotta convince me.

412
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,955
And you're going nowhere
until you do.

413
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:12,166
Hey, yeah. Yeah.

414
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,169
I'm from here in town,
man.

415
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,880
ABQ, born and bred.

416
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,383
Never left.

417
00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:23,886
Studied Business Administration
over at UNM,

418
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,431
got my degree.

419
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,182
Really?

420
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,397
Does that, uh, come in handy
in the drug trade?

421
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,066
It doesn't hurt.

422
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,236
I was gonna study
music originally.

423
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,197
Maybe even try out
for Oberlin and Berklee.

424
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,701
My pops talked me
out of it.

425
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:47,910
Said there was
no money in it

426
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,580
unless I wind up
some bullshit rock star,

427
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,458
and I didn't have
a snowball chance of that.

428
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:57,295
What does your dad do?

429
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,589
He owns Tampico Furniture

430
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,716
over on Menaul.

431
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:05,052
Wait a minute,
I know that place.

432
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,599
Wait a minute. That's...

433
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,143
That's that... That, uh...

434
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,062
They used to have those...
Those late-night...

435
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,273
The stupid commercials.
That they had, yeah.

436
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,526
Yeah, that's him. Been doing
them for over 30 years.

437
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:24,572
Wait a minute.
How did it go? It was, uh...

438
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,451
Wait, wait, wait. It was...

439
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:33,247
[SINGING]
Don't let shopping
Strain your brain-o

440
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,251
Just sing this short refrain-o

441
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,588
Our furniture is bueno
Our furniture is bueno

442
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:44,383
Tampico is the name-o
Tampico is the name-o

443
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,760
[BOTH LAUGHING]

444
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,429
[COUGHING]

445
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,939
Pretty moronic.
But what can you do?

446
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:01,776
Well, it did tend
to stick in your head.

447
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:05,780
Did you write that? Being
the musician in the family.

448
00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,909
Hell, no, man.
It was my crazy uncle Alex.

449
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,537
He sings it at bars,
trying to pick up on women.

450
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,289
His mind, it's like saying,

451
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:18,459
"Hey, I wrote
'Stairway to Heaven."'

452
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,297
Yeah, but at
Tampico Furniture, I...

453
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,841
I think when my son
was born

454
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,760
that we bought
his bassinet there.

455
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,054
Uh-uh.
We don't sell bassinets there.

456
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,931
It's more of a specialty item.

457
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,434
We did use to sell cribs.

458
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,145
A crib, then, okay. A crib.

459
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,481
Yeah. No, I remember that.

460
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,735
In fact, I remember
recognizing your dad

461
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,737
from those commercials.

462
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,449
Although he wasn't
anywhere near
as friendly in real life.

463
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,535
Yeah. No shit.

464
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,288
Did he, uh, try selling you
that extended warranty?

465
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,665
Yeah, he probably did.

466
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,209
And I was probably
dumb enough to buy it.

467
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:02,503
Yeah, that was his big thing.

468
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,255
You ask him
for a glass of water,

469
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,466
he'd tell you you need
an extended warranty on the ice.

470
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,931
Did you work there too?
Only my whole life.

471
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,101
Up until the day I said,
"Fuck you," and quit.

472
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,567
So, uh...

473
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:27,737
16 years ago,
how old would you have been?

474
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,991
If it was after school,
trust me, I was there.

475
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,201
Might have even helped
ring you up.

476
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:38,164
You and your extended
warranty on the crib.

477
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,501
[COUGHING]

478
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,383
Small world.

479
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:52,219
It is.

480
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,557
The paths we take, huh?

481
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,109
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

482
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,876
Jesse know
you've got cancer?

483
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,923
No one but you.

484
00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,093
Not your family?

485
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,929
No.

486
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,180
Why not?

487
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,147
Not a conversation that I'm even
remotely ready to have.

488
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,777
That's why you're cooking meth?

489
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,905
You wanna leave money
for your family.

490
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,701
Hell, I mean,

491
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,829
I'll write you a check right now
if you let me go.

492
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,962
Like I said, Walter,

493
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,298
this line of work
doesn't suit you.

494
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:18,139
Get out before it's too late.

495
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,981
I don't know what to do.

496
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,991
Yeah.

497
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,492
You do.

498
00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:59,555
I'll get the key.

499
00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:47,520
[♪♪♪]

500
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:45,619
No.

501
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,122
Oh, no, no, no.

502
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,469
No. No. No, don't do this.

503
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,390
Don't do this.
Why are you doing this?

504
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,143
Why are you doing this?

505
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,316
[DOOR CREAKING]

506
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,246
[GRUNTS]

507
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,595
You're doing the right thing,
Walter.

508
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,514
Yeah?

509
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,437
Do you wanna?

510
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,160
[COUGHING]

511
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:12,414
So you're not angry?

512
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,541
What do you mean?

513
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,044
Angry at you?

514
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,712
No.

515
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,423
Live and let live, man.

516
00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:25,636
That's very understanding.

517
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,638
Whatever, man.

518
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,015
I just wanna go home.

519
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,729
Yeah.

520
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,898
Me too.

521
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,574
Unlock me, Walter.

522
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,259
The moment I do...

523
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,597
are you gonna stick me
with that broken piece of plate?

524
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,850
[BOTH GRUNTING]

525
00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:32,161
[YELLING]

526
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,204
[WALTER GRUNTING]

527
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,711
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.

528
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,796
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry.

529
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,007
I'm so sorry.

530
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:55,768
I'm sorry.

531
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,062
I'm so sorry.

532
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:15,662
[♪♪♪]

533
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,570
JESSE:
Hello?

534
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,114
Anybody down here?

535
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,173
[♪♪♪]

536
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,586
[CHATTERING]

537
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,351
WOMAN:
Everybody,

538
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,270
I need you all to take your seats.

539
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:48,273
Settle down, please. Thank you.

540
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,485
I understand
that Mr. White is feeling

541
00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:53,987
a little under the weather
this morning.

542
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,239
So you folks

543
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:59,159
are going to have to be
making do with me today.

544
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:03,664
And we are going to be watching
a very interesting video

545
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,334
on carbon

546
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,877
Very important stuff.

547
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,257
GOMEZ:
So, what do you think?

548
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,842
HANK:
Ah, it's a cook site.
Gotta be.

549
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,304
Nobody came way the hell
out here just to buy.

550
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:22,266
Fire there could have started
by accident.

551
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,477
I don't think that was meant
to destroy evidence.

552
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:28,939
GOMEZ:
Got a couple of Dooley tracks
headed away, towards the road.

553
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:32,484
So, what, they're in
some kind of camper/lab?

554
00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,779
They accidentally start a fire
and everybody FOs?

555
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,614
Yeah. Why not?

556
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,034
So why did that little
hair-gelled shit leave
his car?

557
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,246
Ay-yi-yi.

558
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:47,040
Gomey,
it's a culture in decline.

559
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,209
It's a rich
and vibrant culture.

560
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,878
It's a car that jumps
up and down.

561
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,255
What the hell?

562
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:56,675
You people used to be
conquistadors, for chrissake.

563
00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:01,221
Smells like a Drakkar Noir
factory in here.

564
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,889
I already searched it.

565
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,309
HANK:
Yeah.

566
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,227
You're wasting your time.

567
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,189
Give it up.
If this here's a trap car,

568
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,650
it's gonna take more than your
dumb white ass to find it.

569
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:17,738
Oh, yeah? You are talking to
the trap-car master,

570
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:18,989
my friend.

571
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,575
I'm Rain Man counting
his toothpicks.

572
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,745
Yeah, you're like Rain Man.
Retarded.

573
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,585
[HANK LAUGHING]

574
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,795
HANK:
Yeah, baby.

575
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,174
[LAUGHING]

576
00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:40,510
Hello, zippy.
Asshole.

577
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,388
Sort of looks like meth
but it's, uh,

578
00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:45,265
it's too damn white.

579
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,436
You know what I'm thinking,
Gomey?

580
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,314
Yep.
Somebody croaked our snitch.

581
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,066
MAN:
Hey, agents.

582
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,193
You got something?

583
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,451
[♪♪♪]

584
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:33,480
WALTER:
I don't know. It just...

585
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,066
It just doesn't it seem like...

586
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,985
Something's missing?

587
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,363
What about the soul?

588
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:43,824
[CHUCKLES]

589
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,502
The soul.

590
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:05,387
There's nothing
but chemistry here.

591
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,598
[MOTOR WHIRRING LOUDLY]

592
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,621
Skyler?

593
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,758
There's something
I have to tell you.

594
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,892
[♪♪♪]